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Finish this sentence: "I'm so old... "

I'm so old I remember my father coming home from a hunting trip with a deer strapped to the front passenger fender of our old Chevy Deluxe. When cars had fenders - something like this:

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HumanEarth · F
I'm so old tht my birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics, and the stork that delivered me still sends me Christmas cards asking for a raise. I predate dirt, used to be the guy who raked it! My first job was giving cavemen fashion tips, like, "Trust me, fur is in this season." And don’t even get me started on my social security number, it’s just the word “ancient” spelled out in Roman numerals.
@HumanEarth

I bet you aren't a day over 35...
HumanEarth · F
Maybe 200,035 years old.
@HumanEarth

You have a wonderful personality... (that counts for something, right?)


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HumanEarth · F
I know I got such a wonderful personality, I once convinced a mirror it needed therapy. It still apologizes to me every morning.
@HumanEarth

Now cut that out! as Jack Benny used to say (in this example he said that catch phrase to Johnny Carson)

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HumanEarth · F
Oh, Rochester!

I just tried to cash a check from 1938 and the bank asked me for proof of life!

Rochester: Boss, they offered you a seat on the board just 'cause you outlived the chairman.
@HumanEarth

Cripes! Maybe you are ancient after all... !