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HumanEarth · F
I'm so old tht my birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics, and the stork that delivered me still sends me Christmas cards asking for a raise. I predate dirt, used to be the guy who raked it! My first job was giving cavemen fashion tips, like, "Trust me, fur is in this season." And don’t even get me started on my social security number, it’s just the word “ancient” spelled out in Roman numerals.
rinkydinkydoink · M
HumanEarth · F
Maybe 200,035 years old.
rinkydinkydoink · M
HumanEarth · F
I know I got such a wonderful personality, I once convinced a mirror it needed therapy. It still apologizes to me every morning.
rinkydinkydoink · M
@HumanEarth
Now cut that out! as Jack Benny used to say (in this example he said that catch phrase to Johnny Carson)
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Now cut that out! as Jack Benny used to say (in this example he said that catch phrase to Johnny Carson)
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HumanEarth · F
Oh, Rochester!
I just tried to cash a check from 1938 and the bank asked me for proof of life!
Rochester: Boss, they offered you a seat on the board just 'cause you outlived the chairman.
I just tried to cash a check from 1938 and the bank asked me for proof of life!
Rochester: Boss, they offered you a seat on the board just 'cause you outlived the chairman.
rinkydinkydoink · M







