What can I do for you?

I need you to be a body double

Buy me car. I'll put in a good word for you when I get to Heaven!

Get naked.

Give me the potato respect I deserve as a giant potato who is double your size ! 🥔😡

Will you divorce my husband for me✨😘

Make me a chocolate milkshake

Tell us where your pot of gold is

hmmmmm

I have an itch I can’t reach.

Finally, the right question.

Weekly allowance

Hold this jar for a sec

I need to to put this box in your closet for a while. Don’t look in it, and don’t tell anybody about it. 👀