This is an intervention

No....I don't need an intervention.
Just leave me alone while I let the effects of the champagne and cannabis edibles sink in.

Lemme get comfy. 🙄

For…?

And?

But...but...I ate the LAST two Lindor truffles last night! I PROMISE not to buy any more!!! 😉

Yes it is, for you. We need to talk about walking in those stilts constantly.

Please take away these burgers of in front of me

This is a healthy amount of furbies to collect… Idk what your problem is.. 🤷‍♀

its too late for that. LOL

I consume a normal amount of potato fertilizers okay 🥔🥴 You have no business telling potato this is an intervention 🥔🥺

Gee whiz was only one cookie

Yea, those weird kinks of yours need to stop.

Yeah for you because of your unhealthy habit of talking to yourself loudly

In Texas they call them panty raids.

Okay. Just let me put on my pants!

🥱

But i love sniffing toliet seats at gas stations