The US is the greatest country and has the best medical care

If I had listened to the bosses at work I might have died and even if I survived I would have had even worse brain damage

If I had listened to the owners of the property I might have died and even if I survived I would have had even worse brain damage

If I had listened to the firefighters I might have died and even if I survived I would have had even worse brain damage

If I had listened to the ER doctor I might have died and even if I survived I would have had even worse brain damage

It was only poison control that saved me

So tell me again why this is so damn “great”?

Where we’re all numbers on a spreadsheet instead of human beings? What’s great about that??