Half assed or.....

Ever experience just one of your butt cheeks fallin' asleep? 🤔

My ride home this mornin' did me for sure! Had to wobble...felt like I had a butt squirrel in my pants!! 🍑🐿️...😧

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Lostpoet · M

Were you sitting on your wallet or phone?

Trippin · F

@Lostpoet No wallet n' never sit on my phone. Might be a poltergeists 🤔

Lostpoet · M

@Trippin 😬you didn't drink anything with a worm 🥃🐛 in it?

Trippin · F

@Lostpoet 😧!!! The implications of Mezcal Ass are frightening!!!