Half assed or.....

Were you sitting on your wallet or phone?

Strange description

Yeah. It’s funny. lol

If the seat is off balance, yes

Happens to me sometimes. Goes down the back of thigh as well.
You pinched a vein while sitting, so some glutes ran out of oxygen.
Shake a leg, hop a step. If you have a friend you trust, get some slaps and rubbing. 😀

I’ve never seen a butt squirrel but they sound terrifying

What's a butt squirrel?

I can't imagine a butt squirrel😂

No, but I’ve experienced cramp ass.

It hurts. 😔

S-I-M-P squirrel in my pants!

Lol yeah on the ferry last weekend. Weirdly when it happens it’s always my left cheek, doubly weird because my ass ain’t even bony 😆

Listen, I have told you never half ass anything. If you are going to do it your whole ass needs to cooperate...LOL Yes I have had half of my ass fall asleep