Half assed or.....

Happens to me sometimes. Goes down the back of thigh as well.
You pinched a vein while sitting, so some glutes ran out of oxygen.
Shake a leg, hop a step. If you have a friend you trust, get some slaps and rubbing. 😀

Listen, I have told you never half ass anything. If you are going to do it your whole ass needs to cooperate...LOL Yes I have had half of my ass fall asleep

No, but I’ve experienced cramp ass.

It hurts. 😔

Were you sitting on your wallet or phone?

I’ve never seen a butt squirrel but they sound terrifying

Strange description

I can't imagine a butt squirrel😂

Yeah. It’s funny. lol

What's a butt squirrel?

If the seat is off balance, yes

Lol yeah on the ferry last weekend. Weirdly when it happens it’s always my left cheek, doubly weird because my ass ain’t even bony 😆

S-I-M-P squirrel in my pants!