Breathing. 😬

The walk from my bed to the refrigerator.

Stuff

Mexican food

food, usually. I guess.

My ex... Always produces so much gas, you light a house with the gas. Hence the term gaslighting

Beans 🫘

Nuts

i'm always gassy!

white beans.

Cough drops.

ALL beans, potatoes, and carbonated beverages.

Zucchini, sometimes beans

All green vegetables

Scratching that itch often helps me let one rip 😵

I recently found out that chick peas do that, on a ridiculous level 😮😲🫢

That’s what it’s supposed to do. 🥹

Men

My fucked up colon.

TACO BELL