I’m legitimately surprised that this isn’t a Florida man story.

@Classified Would have livened up traffic court.

@Straylight I mean certain countries are ruled this way, so why not apply it in the justice department as well? 🤔

@PepsiColaP He’s an inspiration. 🥲

@basilfawlty89 I guess he was banking on them not willing to pay someone to fight him just to collect £25. 😂

@Straylight yes, but he also forgets there's sick people like me out there who would get a professional fighter to fight, just to make a point and amuse myself.