Why? Tell me why!

Because you were out of town. The microwave was broken and how the hell was I supposed to know not to cook hot dogs in the toaster?

Because jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Cause..

Ain't nothin' but a heartache...

Because you didn't know that I know you know that I know you don't know which I know.

It made sense at the time.

smol pp

It's because of the people who came and said that you'd seen what happened and I was like nah and they were like yeah and I was like rly and they were like obvs and I was like omg.

Because there is no longer any room for error, every move must be calculated and precise from this point out.

Because chocolate was meant to be melted and sculpted into castles 🏰 😋

because the massive excess of capital rots in the hands of the upper classes! Ultimate power corrupts and strangles our throats day in and day out. But though we may wish an end to this, they leave just enough air so that we may continue to live, but remain immobile. suspended in mid-air with a noose at our throats and beholden to the upper-ruling classes. no more! the workers of the world need not fear their masters. for together we will prevail, you have nothing to lose but your chains!

Cottlestone, Cottlestone
Cottlestone pie.

Well the snow white dwarfs were gaining with their pickaxes, I just had to

Why not? 🤷‍♂️

Cuz I need my alka seltzer ._.

Why not! It is delicious and spicy!

Why

Because Nose Sex is the reason for Nose Period