MrGomco · 36-40, M
Wooow that's a miracle.
@MrGomco That's what I'm thinking too. A real miracle.
He...i mean she 👀
Wants to help you live your best life.
Wants to help you live your best life.
@Bexsy Oh, I have a benefactor!!! Wheeeeee!
istillhaveanameitsrick · 56-60, M
I have tried being rude to those guys...errr...girls...it doesn't seem to make them stay away. I usually immediately ask them for nude photos and they immediately ask me for money or personal information LOL
@istillhaveanameitsrick They are impervious to shame and rudeness.
WalkwithMe · 41-45, F
Maybe she's into older guys.
@WalkwithMe Maybe so.
Or. Or. Or... just maybe .... maybe.... she's a he who's looking for a way to drain my bank account!
Or. Or. Or... just maybe .... maybe.... she's a he who's looking for a way to drain my bank account!
WalkwithMe · 41-45, F
@onrealityofdreams 🤭careful
@WalkwithMe I always am with these. Thanks.
Lilymoon · F
I hope for your sake it's not a 75 year old man 😝 🤭
@Lilymoon Naahhhhhhh. I'm thinking 68, maybe 70.
beermeplease · M
hey wait! she found me first!!! take a number brother
@beermeplease No she messaged ME first so there ! *sticks out tongue*
beermeplease · M
@onrealityofdreams "she?" 😂.....you've been had 🤓*points finger at you and says ...nana,,,,nana....naaaaannnaaaaa*
@beermeplease Oh yeah? Yeah? Welll.....welll....well you're a big meanie nyahhhh
Serve with lemon and potato fries.
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SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@NudasPriest no coleslaw?
@SwampFlower The real ingredient!
@SwampFlower I wouldn't trust SW coleslaw.
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
You’ve got the SW jackpot, Brother
@SwampFlower Alright!! I hit the jackpot! Wooooo Hoooo!
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
easy tiger.. spare the chloroform..
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
26-30 inches is how elbow deep "she" will be in you if you meet.
@basilfawlty89 You have a better chance of winning a multi-million-dollar lottery than this 'female' and I meeting.
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@onrealityofdreams sooo...you're saying there's a chance of me winning the lottery?
Time to retire early!
Time to retire early!
@basilfawlty89 A better than average chance! So let me congratulate you now!!
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
I just screw with them until they block me.
@Captainjackass Most of them have a short fuse and not a lot of time to spend. I'll wait for a good opening.
😂
@Husher I know! I want to see where this goes.
MrGomco · 36-40, M
@NativePortlander1970 yep.
@NativePortlander1970 Quite possibly right.