you can try new meat today

Omg heartless

There used to be a blackbird outside my window that sounded just like my alarm clock, it took me ages to work out why I couldn't turn the alarm off.

Maybe the bird is giving you a clue about the "feng shui" of your garden. Maybe the bird resembles it.

it probably has a nest and is looking out for it young

ahahahhaha🔫

🙁😢😰

I'm gonna get a bb gun

here our equivalent are blue jays that attack you and peck you on the top of your head and shit on you as they dive-bomb you, while making noises that sound like a circular saw cutting sheet metal

Yes this sounds like the very sinister 'Nazi Blackbird' if you look closely it'll likely have combed its feathers over one eye and sport a retarded short mustache.. You can look it up in the book of birds under 'Nasty Cunting Asshole Blackbird' a rare but annoying genus..