Why is this bird torturing us?

We have a blackbird in the garden and it's the most annoying cunting bird on the face of the planet.

It's just jumping around squawking all the time and totally ruining the feng shui of our peaceful garden.

At the moment, we're chasing the bastard thing around with a supersoaker, to scare it away. It won't be long until I fill this damn supersoaker with hot lava and finish it off, once and for all..

(Ps I'm a nature lover, but even this is too much...)