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Why is this bird torturing us?

We have a blackbird in the garden and it's the most annoying cunting bird on the face of the planet.

It's just jumping around squawking all the time and totally ruining the feng shui of our peaceful garden.

At the moment, we're chasing the bastard thing around with a supersoaker, to scare it away. It won't be long until I fill this damn supersoaker with hot lava and finish it off, once and for all..

(Ps I'm a nature lover, but even this is too much...)

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Majorlatency · M

Yes this sounds like the very sinister 'Nazi Blackbird' if you look closely it'll likely have combed its feathers over one eye and sport a retarded short mustache.. You can look it up in the book of birds under 'Nasty Cunting Asshole Blackbird' a rare but annoying genus..

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@Majorlatency: typically it's the male one that shouts. The female just digs for worms and carries on

Majorlatency · M

@glitterinyourface: It's the same in the human species, except the female goes shopping at Safeway..