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Why is this bird torturing us?

We have a blackbird in the garden and it's the most annoying cunting bird on the face of the planet.

It's just jumping around squawking all the time and totally ruining the feng shui of our peaceful garden.

At the moment, we're chasing the bastard thing around with a supersoaker, to scare it away. It won't be long until I fill this damn supersoaker with hot lava and finish it off, once and for all..

(Ps I'm a nature lover, but even this is too much...)

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Shaman · 26-30

Maybe the bird is giving you a clue about the "feng shui" of your garden. Maybe the bird resembles it.

SW-User

@Shaman: the bird resembles the devil. That is all.

Shaman · 26-30

@glitterinyourface: You may try to feed it?

SW-User

@Shaman: I do feed them. I have like 6 bird feeders in the garden. They're not even interested in them. The starlings and tits have them instead. Whilst the blackbirds just stand there shouting

Shaman · 26-30

@glitterinyourface: It may be shouting because it felt threatened or maybe because of its mating season.

SW-User

@Shaman: I know. It's still bastardly annoying 😒

Shaman · 26-30

@glitterinyourface: It's a great opportunity to increase your patience.