My gut is cramping and heartburn is taking over

Lolz

Sash Patti. He doesn't need to know that! He'll be going yabagoya in the park stuck in traffic at this rate! 🤣

@crabbyhermit: she had to have 6 inches of her intestines taken out...just sayin'...and she was young. That's what a combination of taking painkillers every day plus eating gluten foods did for her.

Painful as that sounds and sincerely concerning as that would be, OP will maybe last 15 minutes while I have a good laugh remembering a funny episode of The League.

@Snickerdo0dle: what's a turn? 😳

That says Tums, doesn't It?

It's coming out my ears... 😳

@theoneyouwerewarnedabout: I hope you have plenty of napkins then

ahhhhhhhhhh. Heaven 😇