Am I still considered a Dom if I order my subs to do dominating things?

@KingofPizza: shut up and use your oracle powers to find me a slave

@dumpstermeow: OKAY FINE I will do it.

@KingofPizza: no santa either 😒

@dumpstermeow: Okay so I had the last oracle beheaded, the new one has an entirely different questionnaire, you ready?

@KingofPizza: am I ever? 😁

@dumpstermeow: Okay question one... how comfortable is your couch?

@KingofPizza: I don't have a couch

@dumpstermeow: Well fuck a duck I need to get you one then. I wonder if any furniture stores accept SW coins...

@dumpstermeow: Oh also too next question: are pets allowed? (Like could your slave have pets? Animal not human)

*Orders a DOMino's pizza*

@KingofPizza: cats only

@dumpstermeow: Can 55 pound lab mixes qualify as cats if they wear cat ears and are trained to use litter boxes?

@KingofPizza: no 😒

@dumpstermeow: FINE I guess that takes me out of contention. What kind of education level are you looking for in a subordinate?

@KingofPizza: I didn't realize you wanted to be my sub 😶

@dumpstermeow: Of course! Pizza and subs go great together!

@KingofPizza: I'm so fucking hungry right now

@KingofPizza: lol

@dumpstermeow: Too bad I can't make you dinner then eh?

@KingofPizza: you can't find me a bf, a sub OR make me dinner? I don't know why I ever married you 😒

@dumpstermeow: Wait if we're married that makes you the queen of pizza! You should have servants and shit shoving pizza at your face constantly.

@KingofPizza: we need new servants apparently

@dumpstermeow: It's so hard to find good help these days. Time to fire them all and attend to your needs *personally* I guess.

@KingofPizza: 😁 best decision ever

@dumpstermeow: So I guess... what am I making you? Or should I pick up in-n-out or something?