What would you say to a millionaire about to commit suicide?

Don't do it, brah. With your money and my brainz, we can have a lot of fun at Las Vegas. 😉

sign this form that bequeaths all your money to me, and good luck in the afterlife.

I'd ask them questions

Room for 2?

give me money

The same thing I'd say to anyone who about to commit suicide. Asking them to reconsider and that there are alternative solutions to their problems

I'll do you the favor if you pay me first

Tell him or her to go around spending their money helping poor or disabled people, making their lives happier.

Put me in your will

Convince him not to commit suicide

"Yeah.... I know... taxes are a bitch!!!"