So I went looking for the company that sold me the crappy wolf mask...

I checked the return address on the package, and it's something of a dead end. It was sent from an office or some such in Cedar Grove, New Jersey, but when I looked up the address on Google Maps, I found no company that sells costume supplies at that address. A little more digging turned up a sketchy company based out of Shanghai. As it turns out, unless I'm willing to lawyer up over a $30 mask, I'm basically screwed.