Do all guys pee two steams when they wake up?

It’s like a sprinkler system

Not always when waking up. It sometimes happens though randomly which is annoying

I don't know that it corresponds with waking up. It can definitely happen after sexual activity because of semen still present in the urethra. 😑

Isn't it the same for women too 😶 I mean 😶 I meannnn 👀

Not all holes are created equal

Wtf thats gross

Have a go if you like. Next time you are using a garden hose put your finger over the front so you get two streams try to hit a flower pot.

That’s us trying to pet after sex…

Dryed jiz from last nites romp maybe I don't know it happins sometimes

I don't have this issue, personally, lmao

Questions will be asked and destroyed by answers.

No but does happen from time to time

Sitting helps , just in case 😉

Rarely

I wonder why my bed is wet in the mornings

Probably just morning wood

Nah, they didn't clean their dick properly after jerking off and the cum sticks to the skin causing 2 or sometimes more streams.

Tell him to stop masturbating and he won't have that problem, or clean his cock properly.

Where do you find these guys?