What kills the mood?

@CestManan When your spouse comes home at all after the hit apparently failed.

🙄😉

@GeistInTheMachine Well I mean it is like you are TRYING to have a romantic evening. Candles, Barry Mandalow playing, wine to drink, and maybe even a suspension bondage session planned and sure as dump stinks, your husband or wife's car pulls into the driveway.

@CestManan I know. It's always at that point that I tell her that we have to wrap up quick, because Pornhub isn't gonna like this and --oops, I forgot to wrap it up before I finished wrapping it up all the way inside.

First dates, man.