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What kills the mood?

HannahSky · F
Riley asking if I got any lately 😒
A cat watching you
@CheekyBadger My response too. lol
DavidScottBianchet · 51-55, M
Will Ferrell movies
Pretzel · 61-69, M
Adogslife · 61-69, M
TexChik · F
@Adogslife Got a sore one 😂?
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
[b][i]"Wait! Stop! We need to clip that for my Only Fans!"

[/i][/b]

🙄

Then of course she has to get all the right angles...

😒

Meanwhile, my balls are as blue as blueberries.
CestManan · 46-50, F
When your spouse comes home earlier than expected.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@CestManan When your spouse comes home at all after the hit apparently failed.

🙄😉
CestManan · 46-50, F
@GeistInTheMachine Well I mean it is like you are TRYING to have a romantic evening. Candles, Barry Mandalow playing, wine to drink, and maybe even a suspension bondage session planned and sure as dump stinks, your husband or wife's car pulls into the driveway.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@CestManan I know. It's always at that point that I tell her that we have to wrap up quick, because Pornhub isn't gonna like this and --oops, I forgot to wrap it up before I finished wrapping it up all the way inside.

First dates, man.
deadteddy · 26-30, F
Talking about other people while they’re with you. Like “ My ex used to do this or that “ . I don’t fucking care lol.
11knaves11 · 41-45, M
Sometimes it can be as little as breathing.... depends on who it is
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@11knaves11 I always hate it when they wake up again during.

Just makes the whole thing awkward.
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
When you try to do something but it ends up being wrong
Cuda6868 · 51-55, M
A shart usually puts the brakes on quick. 🤣
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
When it gets -40° over here. So gross
SW-User
MAGA speak.
OhIsMe · 36-40, M
Huge meals. The amount of times I've gone out on sexy date nights and started out flirting, then by the time dessert is going into our mouths we both know nothing else is.
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
I have a knack with my big mouth and incessant need to point out incorrectness.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
When she's talking about her boyfriend while we're trying to get it onnnn....

Damn, Sally!
Pfuzylogic · M
Any real sour smell could be something fermenting like yeast.
Lostinthe80s · 36-40, M
Junk food and watching Netflix during hours.
DownTheStreet · 51-55, M
Bad teeth
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
Phone ringing.
Zonuss · 41-45, M
Stupidity. 🙂
caccoon · 36-40
DDonde · 31-35, M
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
Long toenails
CestManan · 46-50, F
@FeetAreFantastic I guess it doesn't help if they are thick and yellow also?
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
@CestManan Indeed not!
empanadas · 31-35, M
When she got bats flying out of her pubic hairs
deadgerbil · 22-25
@empanadas tf you got going on lol
tenente · 100+, M
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