Australia no longer has shark 🦈 attacks according to the government

Reminded me of when someone steals a car here.
If hes a guy with a big record of trouble its called, unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.
If he hadnt been in trouble before its grand theft.

We must consider the sharks feelings. “Attack” denotes violence, but the shark just thinks it’s found dinner. Don’t be a sharkaphobic.

They all turned into Sharknados! 😱 🙃😈😆

Okay, so that means people are having Sharksperian encounters? Where for art thou Sharky...

You Aussies are so cool.

😆 do you remember from the film jaws nimby the quote just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water [nedkelly]

Is this one of your jokes Mr Kelly?

Like our doofus governor here. We no longer have inmates, we have incarcerated persons.

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All the sharks relocated to the north Atlantic, Soros is the killer shark now.

Just wait till they start saying if sharks are gay or not

The interactive sharks that bite people's arms and legs off 😒

🤪Lol cool! I wouldn’t mind shark interactions!!!🤔

Shark raving mad*

Australia is insane.

Don't you mean shark maving nad🦈😂😂

Ned, this brings the shark in,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,until the Dolphins see it.

Then, Bye, Bye shark

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Every now and again, I read something so daft that I feel better about my own mind.

What is the "reasoning" behind this?