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I get a sitting ovation
popmol · 22-25, M
@fernie2 xD i like it!

at a formal event it's always Doctor and Mrs.
popmol · 22-25, M
@saragoodtimes you have a doctorate?
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
“Make way for the huge penis’….


…. Or “what a dick”!

Both sound the same to me 🕺🤷‍♂️
popmol · 22-25, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout it's how you interprets!
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
pedrohedgerow · 61-69, M
summersong · F
A hush falls over the crowd…
popmol · 22-25, M
@summersong with your beauty it's quite understandable!
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@summersong very nice
Cherubim float ahead of me dropping rose petals and rays of light appear, blinding everyone and forcing them to their knees while trumpets sound and unicorns with diamond-encrusted horns pull my chariot into the room.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
popmol · 22-25, M
@Pinkstarburst well i got to say that's very impressive
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
@Pinkstarburst That's an entrance!
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
Ha! Nobody knows who I am….there are no introductions involved 😆
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@eyeno aww thanks…but I could also be ‘the OTHER one who didn’t get vaccinated’ 👍
eyeno · M
@ImpeccablyImperfect great than we can hug all night and 'to death do we part' keeping our vows.

popmol · 22-25, M
@ImpeccablyImperfect such a waste ;(
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
When I enter the Dojo some one yells "black belt" and they all stand facing me and bow. Yes, it's an ego trip.
popmol · 22-25, M
@Nitedoc xD well it's handy!
SW-User
They all kneel before me .. and this is in jail
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User ooh dear
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
They usually say “Speaking of the devil”
popmol · 22-25, M
@TurtlePink well i know you were a devil lady but not sure it was so well known!
Straylight · 31-35, F
I’d like someone to announce me by my proper title of Baroness.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
eyeno · M
@LordShadowfire WOOOPIE!!! LOL
popmol · 22-25, M
@Straylight well i hope you enjoy your stay baroness Straylight!
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
The lights go down, and the stereo is cranked to 11.

The song "Phantom Lord" by Metallica blasts across the speakers and into the minds of everyone there.

It ends with the line..."Fall to your knees YEEAHHH AHHH....and BOW TO THE PHANTOM LOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD"

I then make my entrance....
popmol · 22-25, M
@SumKindaMunster very cinematic!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Oh fuck not him. 🤦‍♂️
popmol · 22-25, M
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
The last time was,There he is!!
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@popmol yes
SW-User
@Eddiesolds Fast Eddie's in the house!!!
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@SW-User Hey Danny!! You are the only one that says that. I love that!Thankyou!
butterflybaby75 · 46-50, F
I don't get 'announced' as I'm just a commoner with no special title or nobility.
popmol · 22-25, M
ExtremeNext · 31-35
They play the national anthem
popmol · 22-25, M
@ExtremeNext which national anthem?
ExtremeNext · 31-35
@popmol Russia
popmol · 22-25, M
@ExtremeNext aah cool!
SW-User
Her ladyship has arrived 😌
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User the air of importance
SW-User
@popmol not really
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User why not?
eyeno · M
He's the one that didn't get vaccinated!!!
popmol · 22-25, M
@eyeno bah
Carissimi · 70-79, F
M’Lady. 😂
popmol · 22-25, M
@Carissimi sexy xD
Carissimi · 70-79, F
That’s Lady Carissimi to you, sir. 😉@popmol
popmol · 22-25, M
@Carissimi why yes Lady Carissimi! i'm at your service!
popmol · 22-25, M
@WaryWitchWandering such a waste with your beauty! but i get that as a witch you want to stay low key!
elafina · 36-40, F
They do some weird gestures while shouting out loud 'and she's a very artsy individual' nodding their heads in secret agreements 😆
popmol · 22-25, M
@elafina very freaky and seemingly culty!
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
Everyone yells my nickname.
popmol · 22-25, M
@LunarOrbit makes complete sense :) but you must be decently known!
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
@popmol Around here I am :)
popmol · 22-25, M
@LunarOrbit awesome
sdave455 · 41-45, M
It would depend on what I had for dinner and how long it’d been since I fell asleep.
popmol · 22-25, M
@popmol I'm the Mrs, my husband is a doctor
popmol · 22-25, M
@saragoodtimes haha i didn't know they addressed you like that if your husband is one!
@popmol he's never addressed as Mr.
popmol · 22-25, M
SnailTeeth · 36-40
Why would I enter a crowded room? 🤔
popmol · 22-25, M
@SnailTeeth because you are insane?
SnailTeeth · 36-40
@popmol If I were insane, I'd probably be offended by that remark, and defend my sanity. However, you could be right, as I don't rightly know if anyone is exactly sane. I know I've done some crazy shit from time to time.
popmol · 22-25, M
@SnailTeeth well i'm an asocial person afraid of crowds, so for me someone is insane if they love crowded rooms that's where it came from :p
pedrohedgerow · 61-69, M
Silence!All bow to Kozmo Puffy 👀
popmol · 22-25, M
@pedrohedgerow whats that?
popmol · 22-25, M
@Iwillwait not too positive not too negative!
Iwillwait · M
@popmol just disappointed.
popmol · 22-25, M
@Iwillwait i'm sorry to hear that ;(
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Hide your daughters??
popmol · 22-25, M
@Quimliqer what do you do to daughters to deserve that
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popmol · 22-25, M
@Condiment ooh dear
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Zonuss · 41-45, M
I'm not. People just notice me.
popmol · 22-25, M
@Zonuss like an exclamation mark
"Oh, shit, who invited [i]him[/i]?"
popmol · 22-25, M
@LordShadowfire ooh dear
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popmol · 22-25, M
@WhateverWorks unless you like that or are into it :p

wait do you have those 6 inch thick glasses to see?

mmh yes then will give you those trained tone legs!
WhateverWorks · 36-40
Pmed you @popmol
popmol · 22-25, M
@WhateverWorks how personal!

 
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