Guys call it morning wood lol I call it breakfast in bed 🤭

ShreksHouse · 56-60, M

@Pinkstarburst hilarious. Also might drug you and steal your kidney. Maybe both

YoungPoet345 · 22-25, F

Sausage egg and cheese

Degbeme · 61-69, MVIP

@YoungPoet345

SHREKPage

makes a note that I want this quality in my next girlfriend!!

chris62ca · 56-60, M

@SHREKPage Lucky is the guy who gets one of those. 😅

SHREKPage

@chris62ca right?

ShreksHouse · 56-60, M

@iamonfire696 A subject I’m sure you are the master of. 😉

iamonfire696 · 36-40, F

@ShreksHouse yes I am

ShreksHouse · 56-60, M

[image deleted]@iamonfire696

ShreksHouse · 56-60, M

@SW-User is that what you call it or reaction to seeing it? Asking for a friend. You don’t know her. I mean, him

SW-User

@ShreksHouse the thought of breakfast in bed😋

1pebbles · 51-55, FVIP

Warm and creamy

smexy · 26-30, F

Room service.

Teslin · 61-69, M

@Strawberrry I love this LMFAO
Maybe when I was 20 😂

jackrabbit10 · M

my morning wood goes in my wood stove,,her name is warm morning heater ,,🐰

spjennifer · 56-60, T

Are you Lorena Bobbitt? 😄

candycane · 31-35, F

@spjennifer my mom lol

spjennifer · 56-60, T

@candycane Oh my 🥴

SW-User

You, my dear, are a keeper.

Darksideinthenight2 · M

Yes I so glad u think so haha

Mktonght · 61-69, M

Yikes, sort of like your style.

Teslin · 61-69, M

I love how you think!!

Tres13 · 51-55, M

Ur hapenis

KeyserSoze · 22-25, F

@chasingWednesday I find this emoji very fitting.

chasingWednesday · 36-40, M

@KeyserSoze It's my "o" face 😆

candycane · 31-35, F

@Degbeme well i dont need a drink🤭

Degbeme · 61-69, MVIP

@candycane