hunkalove · 70-79, M
Shoplifted at Tiffany's.
Sunnykel76 · 46-50, F
I do want a bracelet

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mistaken identity? if you actually did it... hella speeding somewhere.
Sunnykel76 · 46-50, F
I do have a lead foot.

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@Sunnykel76: are you askin for bail money here? cuz this is the long route... ;)
Sunnykel76 · 46-50, F
@malcontent: nah :) just being silly
possession of a controlled substance or trespassing
Sunnykel76 · 46-50, F
I just say no :)
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mljenkins · 51-55, F
They made a mistake I really was not dead, just unconscious.
Ynotisay · M
You executed an armed takeover of a bank. You moved everyone in to the vault and then bought them pizza. At gunpoint you convinced a bank manager to lower your interest rate on your car loan. When you were walking out you didn't realize there was a napkin full of pizza juice stuck to your foot. A rookie cop in "America's Cleanest City" threw you on the ground and arrested you for "Wilful and Harmful Littering."
Shadowstep · 26-30, M
I told you not to pick up a community chest card! Now you have to go to jail for 2 years. You can't collect $200 from the bank nor move from that space for the time and no get out of jail free cards can be used either

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Nothing, if you got arrested, they can jail half of your country 😏
Sunnykel76 · 46-50, F
:)

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You stole someone's heart 😍... lol
Sunnykel76 · 46-50, F
:)
LachrymoseLamer · 51-55, M
Insider trading?
wudifu · 46-50, M
smiled and try to persuade him to let you go
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DUI?🤔

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public nudity
;)
;)
Sunnykel76 · 46-50, F
Gosh I hope not
Syktur · 26-30, M
Public intoxication.

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International cyber fraud
Beat the one who threatened your family to within a inch of their life.
Sunnykel76 · 46-50, F
Don't mess with my kiddos...Hi JP :)
meneme2000 · M
Stabbed someone in the eye with a high heel shoe
Nefarious · 26-30, M
Triple homicide
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tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
Pushed your boss at work down some stairs when they pissed you off

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Tied your abusive husband to a bed and lit it on fire.
(I have to stop watching the Lifetime channel)
(I have to stop watching the Lifetime channel)
Sunnykel76 · 46-50, F
Oh my gosh
bijouxbroussard · F
Use a pun---go to jail. 😁
Sunnykel76 · 46-50, F
😁
candycane · 36-40, F
Killed someone