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Ynotisay · M
You executed an armed takeover of a bank. You moved everyone in to the vault and then bought them pizza. At gunpoint you convinced a bank manager to lower your interest rate on your car loan. When you were walking out you didn't realize there was a napkin full of pizza juice stuck to your foot. A rookie cop in "America's Cleanest City" threw you on the ground and arrested you for "Wilful and Harmful Littering."