I'm just grateful my parents didn't name me zach or chad because my lame a** could never live up to them

Yeah I'm glad my parents didn't name me Catherine or Victoria...how can I live up to THAT?! (However I do actually like those names lol)

What about Justin, or Kyle?

I actually like the name chad 😁

And just what's wrong with the name, "Chad?"

...Asking for a friend.