@JamaI What is the sexiest thing you can find at the store?

@CountScrofula Well, there was one dude who touched my ass in the hallway in high school and I hit him with a giant textbook. There was another dude who kept asking me to kiss him at the pool and I was really bothered about it, but I knew he was straight. So one day I went in for the smooch, he yelled at me, and never asked again 😂 Does that count as a sexual encounter?

@BlueVeins HEy close enough. Hope you get a solid heaping of dick at some point tho.

@CountScrofula you are so sweet to me 🤗

@Starchild1983 Is this (boy/girl)friend sans sex?

@FCNantes what do you mean?

@Starchild1983 Is this relationship exactly the same, except for sex?

@CountScrofula i’m glad i’m different i hated who i was back then n i felt like i couldn’t stop myself from acting like that like it felt purely innate, i feel good n i think i’m starting to love myself like actually love myself it’s a good feeling

we’re ending on a fUN QUESTION tho😺 what’s the biggest thing you feel has changed your life in the most drastic way?

@poisonouscupcake Randomly moving across the country to meet my wife. Totally changed who I am as a person and set me on the road to bettering myself because I had someone who counted on me.

@CountScrofula WE ALL LOVE N RESPECT TRACY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD🗣👏🏻👏🏻

@CountScrofula it was all the alcohol and the partying. Thank god I graduated. I didn't even particularly enjoy any of that

@wackidywack Well damn if you're going to have weird college fooling around it should at least be gratifying!

@CountScrofula I mean i suppose it was fun but it was soooo absolutely weird, I just felt like I shouldn't have been doing any of that. Lmao and this is where I end this 🤣

82 kgs. I’m a giant 😎@CountScrofula

@DrScissorhands Promise I weigh way more lmao

I approve
@CountScrofula

@Miram
Not this again!

I've been through this how many times, gurl!!

I know the drill!
🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️

@TheBlackPowerRanger cutie pie

@SwampFlower Have you been interrupted by a bear whilst getting railed outdoors?

@CountScrofula It's surprisingly more common than you'd think. They usually go on or just climb a tree and sleep but not always.

@SwampFlower This is why you're amazing.

@humidtiddies Is that you in your pic?

@humidtiddies hi baby

@humidtiddies What's the best way for a girl to just make your knees buckle?

@Coralmist Hell yeah, got someone you're looking to get with as covid measures relax?

@CountScrofula I'm hoping to head out to the dating scene hopefully in a few months. 😁🙈

@Coralmist Good luck! Hope you find a man who is kind of heart and strong of tongue.

@poisonouscupcake

@wackidywack love you wackamole🤍

@poisonouscupcake love u macaroni 💓

@Danerol Lisa needs braces!

@CountScrofula It's okay 🤗 I wish it'd gone differently and he'd reciprocated my feelings. I really did love him, despite what he did

@JupiterDreams The irony being he could have probably got laid if he wasn't so fixated on sex as a 'reward' for you travelling out.

@CountScrofula I actually wrote out the whole story on here a few weeks ago haha. I think we were both just crazy at the time... I wanted his love and he only wanted one thing. Because he didn't care about continuing a friendship even after he got a girlfriend 🙃

@CountScrofula I’m going to start an “Ask a lesbian” advice column.

@Straylight "Which one of you is the girl?"
"Yes."

@CountScrofula People ask that of any gay couple. I think they’re asking who’s the top and who’s the bottom? If so, I’m a switch. So file that under Straylight/tmi.

@CountScrofula You're not trying that's not even a tiny bit invasive!
:-)
And the answer is that SW provides a paltry number of codes for gender or sexual inclination, none of which fit properly but T is the one that is nearest; I and some others here on SW choose to interpret T as including transvestite. So I am a cross-dresser, not transgender.

@ninalanyon I know it's not that invasive but hey I may as well ask. And fair enough! That makes sense. SW needs way more codes.

@CountScrofula [quote]SW needs way more codes.[/quote]
No it doesn't. It should just provide a string field that people can fill in as they choose. It should also show the list of existing values and provide a means for people to suggest that values be replaced with other values or declared to be equivalent. The suggestions should then be passed on to those who use that value so that can make the change if they agree. Of course it would require a little moderation and perhaps a short list of forbidden words.

The point is that whatever fixed list you choose it will eventually and inevitably be inadequate.

@CountScrofula yeah. She wanted to watch

@SW-User Oh shit, well everyone had a good time then.

@CountScrofula it turned into my first threesome so yeah

@CountScrofula I am in the LA area in California and he is in the Vancouver area of BC. He actually moved from Ontario to BC to be closer to me. The thought was that we'd meet up mid-point periodically until he got the chance to move out here. But then the pandemic happened. We were all set to meet in June of 2020 but then the borders closed and for now, our meeting has been postponed. But I think it might happen this summer. I hope.

@TheFlippantSide Hell yeah! Hope it happens. You two have been together a while at this point (I think) and you deserve some good times.

@CountScrofula Thanks. We've been together since September 2019 so yeah, it's been a while. But we've known each other a lot longer than that. It's worth the wait.

@ginnyfromtheblock So followup, what makes for a good one-night stand because most people haven't had more than a couple!

@CountScrofula oh this is a great question. a good one night stand is someone who cares about you very much as a person in the moment but realizes your time together is fleeting. it’s like setting a 4-10 hour timer on a relationship

@ginnyfromtheblock Basically gives good head but fucks off in the morning.

@CountScrofula Sounds good, what's in a Renewal?

I am such a nerd - really nothing to report...thinking, thinking....

OK, so when I was younger, I use to park in metered spots, but not put in any quarters...never ever got a ticket, for years...it took a while but one day I started putting in quarters...there it is...

@fun4us2b QUARTERS YOU HEATHEN.

A renewal has boubron, lemon, simple syrup, and black currant liqueur. Really, really good.

@CountScrofula I know, I’ve reformed since those wild days...

That sounds good, thx for posting.

@crownedwithlaurel97 Please tell me you recreated the ASS TO ASS scene from Requiem for a Dream.

@CountScrofula 😌

@crownedwithlaurel97 Slapped with what?

@faithfulhusband I get a very strong impression you feel kinda caged by your hubby.

@CountScrofula Yeah but I love him enough to allow it

@faithfulhusband Aw glad there's a good foundation of love there even if you wanna spread your wings and FLYYYY onto someone else's genitals

@CountScrofula
Shout-out to Cutie Suzuki
She was drop dead gorgeous and posed nude in a bunch of Japanese magazines, which was very common at the time

@JRVanguard She is -gorg-. A+ wrestling crush.

@CountScrofula Love her so much😍

@SDNudist Most spectacular way you've been caught naked?

@CountScrofula Was at a nudist resort and got drunk one night at a party. Before the party I had to report a theft we had discovered. The next morning I woke up in a hammock, still fuzzy headed with a sheriff's deputy standing over me. For a second I forgot where I was and was certain I was going to jail. Nope, he was just there to take the report.

@SW-User Most innocuous household object you've masturbated with?

@CountScrofula The hand held shower head

@Penny I don't know anything about you! Who is your SW crush?

@CountScrofula oh hehe I dont want to blow up my spot. I used to have a platonic girl crush on TheTeflonDon though. (I think that was her name.) I dont think she's on anymore.

@Penny She was totally worth the platonic crush though!

@SW-User How did you find out you're bi?

@CountScrofula In middle school I had my first real crush on a girl and we started "dating" and that confirmed for me I liked girls but in the midst of that I had a dream about making out with a guy in my class and that made me re-think things 😅 I remember being confused and thinking that eventually I would "settle" on one gender but that hasn't happened. 🤷‍♂️

@SW-User Hey that seems like a good way to be.

@GunFinger Oh I know. Answer is "it doesn't"?

@CountScrofula yes.

@GunFinger As I figured! I gotta ask a lot of these so you got a lame one, lol.

@SW-User I remember you saying you thought you were asexual a while ago. But yeah, you deserve ALL the attention just nobody grabbin' at yer bits.

@CountScrofula Yeah, I’m functionally asexual even if I don’t really qualify.

@SW-User Fuck not like there's an application form you are what you are right.

@CountScrofula 58, 40 yrs ago.

@DropTopDig YOU ARE TIMELESS YET STILL NOT THAT WISE

@CountScrofula Never said I was wise lol

@SissySecrets What was your story of finding out you're trans?

@CountScrofula it started with a deep curiosity and fo fondness of women’s attire.

@CountScrofula I am nonbinary. Long story short I was born male but never felt truly Male. I was never into what the other boys were into and found it hard to relate to them. For awhile I thought I was trans. After thinking further I realized I wasnt female either because part of me is still masculine. I felt like neither fully but had parts of both. Sometimes I love being super feminine while other times I take on a more masculine appearance.

I then realized that I can't be put in one specific box and that gender and gender roles dont really matter. I decided to be genderless/androgynous because it made me happy. I dont want to belong to one specific gender because I feel I dont fully fit either and I dont think anyone should be stuck somewhere that doesnt feel right

@apersonnamedit Right on! Whatever works best for you, right? Do you hvae preferred pronouns?

@CountScrofula Yes I go by they/them

@SinlessOnslaught how are thing with you and your sister after the 'incident' a couple years back?

@CountScrofula Awkward. We ignore each other, mostly.

@DCarey You posted 'I am a sissy' how'd you decide that' syour happy place?

@CountScrofula Because it relaxes me bro

@DCarey Shit better than drinking.

@100PercentThatBetch Oh shit you're so wholesome.

What's a guaranteed way for you to orgasm, if you can reliably orgasm? (as I know some women can't)

@CountScrofula Anything clit related!!

@100PercentThatBetch Hey stands to reason! It's there for a damn reason.

@SW-User How much do you make?

@CountScrofula Not nearly enough

@SW-User That's the spirit lol. I make around $86,000 though I'm not gonna ask without sharing.

@CountScrofula i- you had no mercy with this question LMAOOO but imma answer truthfullyyyyyy. there’s this scene from “the society” where a guy and a girl were playing truth or dare and the guy dared her to touch herself and then she dared him to do the same and yeah you know how it goes😳😳😳😳 it’s not that weird bc i’m not a fuckin weirdo

@hotarabgirl Nah you're not that sounds hot as hell