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SpoiledRottenPassengerPrincess · 36-40, F
Love hurts. I feel like a quest to find the best cake in the world would be more productive and satisfying.
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SpoiledRottenPassengerPrincess · 36-40, F
@RealJasonVoorhees I'm retired, sorry
SpoiledRottenPassengerPrincess · 36-40, F
@Donotfolowme Now, isn't that better than love?.
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@SpoiledRottenPassengerPrincess no but it was yumm and I enjoyed it, been craving for it
Nutshell29 · 26-30, F
You'll find it Jason chicks dig the quiet guys especially if they're strong
ExperienceDLT · M
@Nutshell29 yea Michael is a big pussy always letting Jamie Lee Curtis kick his ass
RealJasonVoorhees · 61-69, M
@Nutshell29 Thank you. ❤️
Nutshell29 · 26-30, F
@RealJasonVoorhees hang in there Jase :)
kodiac · 22-25, M
Join the band
kodiac · 22-25, M
@RealJasonVoorhees BETTER BE GOOD![media=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyQJH615KwA]
RealJasonVoorhees · 61-69, M
@kodiac I'll do my best. But I might throw my machete out into the crowd.
kodiac · 22-25, M
@RealJasonVoorhees No prob someone would probably throw it back
SW-User
Because you're looking too hard.
The phrase is called "fall" in love because it's not something that's planned; it just happens, and it's so beautiful when it's a natural progression of things. 🥰
The phrase is called "fall" in love because it's not something that's planned; it just happens, and it's so beautiful when it's a natural progression of things. 🥰
RealJasonVoorhees · 61-69, M
@SW-User Thank you, ma'am. I'll keep that in mind. All I want is a companion. Someone to hunt peo-- I mean, travel with.
SW-User
@RealJasonVoorhees I see. Happy hu--erm..searching. *Giggles*
Gusman · 61-69, M
Surely there comes a time when one gives the game away and starts living life again?
Without the distraction and time wasting looking for.....
I ceased worrying about finding someone years ago and I have a marvelous life now.
Without the distraction and time wasting looking for.....
I ceased worrying about finding someone years ago and I have a marvelous life now.
RealJasonVoorhees · 61-69, M
@Gusman I've spent most of my life alone. I had my mom but she was killed before I could return from the dead. So I'm all alone with no companionship.
ExperienceDLT · M
Chop there legs off with that machete ya got makes them much easier to catch
RealJasonVoorhees · 61-69, M
@ExperienceDLT I try to be a gentleman. I let her take the machete and knock someone off.
ExperienceDLT · M
@RealJasonVoorhees you can't go around being a gentleman serial killer
Elevatorpitches · F
cause you're not bill clinton
RealJasonVoorhees · 61-69, M
@Elevatorpitches In time.
Elevatorpitches · F
@RealJasonVoorhees cant step into that river again
RealJasonVoorhees · 61-69, M
@Elevatorpitches It was their fault.
kodiac · 22-25, M
You didn't say you already have a band!!![media=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upL9tFMgv9o]
RealJasonVoorhees · 61-69, M
@kodiac I know, it was a lost bet.
kodiac · 22-25, M
@RealJasonVoorhees Killed them all huh ? I told them not to go in the basement.
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
Buy fake teeth n hey all the best 👍
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@RealJasonVoorhees age isn't a number for me
RealJasonVoorhees · 61-69, M
@Donotfolowme Nor for me.
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@RealJasonVoorhees of course
SW-User
I was on that quest once upon a time. It burned me, but at least gave me a son. I’m off that quest now.
RealJasonVoorhees · 61-69, M
@SW-User Good for you.