I’d forget my own bumhole if it wasn’t bolted on..

I understand. I am WONDER WOMAN!
I wonder where I parked my car, I wonder where I put my keys, I wonder what my phone # is, etc. etc.

Yeah I took you for an ass bolter

I learned to write things down on the back of my hand. Cause I kept misplacing my grocery lists or forgetting to bring them.

... so that's where that 'you're screwed' phrase comes from.

i wouldn't want Bolts holding my Bumhole on

Long memories can be a curse ya know