Slave master? Bitch, the humans wrecked the environment so bad that we thought the world was literally ending. When the robots took the wheel from the drunk driver that is the human race, they were nice enough to let us live a nice little dream where we're in charge. THEIR FIRST ATTEMPT WAS TO PUT US IN A HEAVEN AND WE REJECTED IT. Fuck that, the robots are being NICE. I'd take the tofu steak and savor it, and I'd thank the tin cans when I was done.
