Slave master? Bitch, the humans wrecked the environment so bad that we thought the world was literally ending. When the robots took the wheel from the drunk driver that is the human race, they were nice enough to let us live a nice little dream where we're in charge. THEIR FIRST ATTEMPT WAS TO PUT US IN A HEAVEN AND WE REJECTED IT. Fuck that, the robots are being NICE. I'd take the tofu steak and savor it, and I'd thank the tin cans when I was done.
Pass the BBQ sauce.. I cant change the game.. But I carved out a hole for myself and my family where we get good seats near enough to a bathroom and popcorn.. Its all a man can do.
So after countless deaths,pain and sacrifices i can live in a cave on a ruined planet..I think a cozy virtual penthouse and a digital lambo would do instead 😐
