I can smell cut grass coming in from the window

Not me. My lawn is under snow.

That one guy.. you know the vampire

Shadow people

Someone who doesn't want to die from a heat stroke, seriously, but you want to stop them run outside and scream "Some of us got to work in the morning!" they'll stop for a few minutes anyway. 😆

People whose moms will be visiting in the morning?

same person that chain saws wood at 5 AM

Someone late home from work.

Billy Lawnboy - that's who.