Are you as wise as you pretend to be?

It's not pretense, it's just good lighting.

Assed? Definitely!

I just repeat a lot stuff I’ve read that sounds wise, really.

I'm really bad at pretending, so what you see is what I am. Lol

No, I just have a surprisingly good memory when it comes to remembering the appropriate thing to say at the right time. Sometimes it makes me feel less human and more like AI who learns by remembering human interactions and repeating what seems like the right thing to say.

(I'm really tired atm, and only awake bc of pains, so dunno how much sense that made)

I only appear wise when compared to some

Obviously

No.

Nope, hanging my hopes on the fake it till you make it idea.

I don't pretend to be at all, so probably.

No false pretences!

2+2=5

Yep

No.