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BeefySenpie · M
Yeah, I slipped and fell inside her 🙄
NIC0LE · F
@BeefySenpie sarcasm at it's finest.
SW-User
@BeefySenpie So you always have yourself erect .... and why do you assume if it's an accident it's a woman? 😁🍍🤫
Reflection2 · M
@BeefySenpie I do like to slip that way
TacoCat · 26-30, M
I mean I guess it depends on what people's definition of cheating is
Some people consider just say talking to someone is cheating
But if we're talking about to rational people then no
Some people consider just say talking to someone is cheating
But if we're talking about to rational people then no
Nebula · 41-45, F
Yeah, then they will accidentally castrate you.
Paddy42008 · 51-55, M
The wrong twin?
eMortal · M
Yes. It happens all the time. You're hanging out with your girlfriend and her sister. Too much booze. The next morning her sister and you are naked on the sofa.
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You came back home not knowing that her twin sister in on your bed. She's had a crush on you ever since ... You don't turn the lights because that would wake your girlfriend up. You sleep by her side, in a spooning position. The rest is an accident.
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This one is a classic, you're in the family home. You step out of the room for some reasons, when you come back you accidentally get into her sister's or friend's room. It's all dark, you're drunk. It's only when you...that she notice you're not her boyfriend!! It's an accident.
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You came back home not knowing that her twin sister in on your bed. She's had a crush on you ever since ... You don't turn the lights because that would wake your girlfriend up. You sleep by her side, in a spooning position. The rest is an accident.
Or
This one is a classic, you're in the family home. You step out of the room for some reasons, when you come back you accidentally get into her sister's or friend's room. It's all dark, you're drunk. It's only when you...that she notice you're not her boyfriend!! It's an accident.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
LMAO - How do you accident have an affair
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CharlieZ · 70-79, M
@SW-User That one sounds a fair justification for divorce.
There is no one for cheating.
There is no one for cheating.
SW-User
@CharlieZ That pretends all relationships are marriage. I am detailing something in vague emotional words, and would be a fair justification for divorce. Hence I've never been married as it comes with elements people need to learn together that other's call cheating. And curiously I'm not the one who had an affair.
CharlieZ · 70-79, M
@SW-User I pretend nothing. Choosed my words according to yours (...husband or wife…)
Replace married by in a agreeded exclusive relationship, replace divorce by walking away not coming back and I still stand for my choice. An only personal but not negotiable one.
I do not care a lot (to each one their own life) about what "other's call cheating" provided I share the same definitions with my SO.
If we don´t share it, there should not be a relationship.
If we seem to agree on this but one of us denny it in facts, no matter the words, the relationship should be over since that very moment.
Again, this is my take, mine only, not necessarily valid for others, never subordinated to other´s opinions.
I´m glad for your own dignity (that is not a state of mind but about what we do outside it) that you was not the one who cheated.
I neither did it in my life.
Replace married by in a agreeded exclusive relationship, replace divorce by walking away not coming back and I still stand for my choice. An only personal but not negotiable one.
I do not care a lot (to each one their own life) about what "other's call cheating" provided I share the same definitions with my SO.
If we don´t share it, there should not be a relationship.
If we seem to agree on this but one of us denny it in facts, no matter the words, the relationship should be over since that very moment.
Again, this is my take, mine only, not necessarily valid for others, never subordinated to other´s opinions.
I´m glad for your own dignity (that is not a state of mind but about what we do outside it) that you was not the one who cheated.
I neither did it in my life.
indyjoe · 56-60, M
The ONLY remotely plausible way I can think of is if your SO is an identical twin (or triplet, etc.) and they collaborated to share you without your knowledge, or sneak/trick behind their sibling's back to be with you....but still I would think there would be something about them that would be an indication that the one you're with (or about to be with) isn't the right one. I still stand by the answer of NO.
Reflection2 · M
Cheating and accidentally? 🤣
This is where emotions are involved, thought processing is involved where one have to burry every commitment they made to their goofy lover. It just can't happen. It a complete process where a cheater have to cross all the red lines. Yet they do and it can never be accidental.
This is where emotions are involved, thought processing is involved where one have to burry every commitment they made to their goofy lover. It just can't happen. It a complete process where a cheater have to cross all the red lines. Yet they do and it can never be accidental.
GreenGoddess · F
Maybe if you were drunk enough 😬
Northwest · M
Sure, they could be on a rollercoaster ride, they fall, their clothes get caught on the railing and slip off, friction gives the guy an erection, and the inertia flips her on top of him, and right into her vagina.
CharlieZ · 70-79, M
As probable as climbing the Everest by mistake and unaware of doing it.
justanothername · 51-55, M
Haha haha ... nope. Do you think you did?
SW-User
i seriously doubt it.
SW-User
Not hardly
SW-User
Imagine
SW-User
Nope
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