You walk into a bathroom stall and see a big turd floating around along with a bunch of toilet paper and it looks nasty

I don’t use public anything.. chlorinated pools being the exception

Run out screaming, tell you about it, and let you take care of it. You're knee deep in blood and guts everyday. This is child's play for you. Work through my trauma for the next 3 weeks as everyone around me tells me to just grow up already.

I’m no bathroom hero. Imma find a different bathroom

Next stall, because if I try to flush it and it doesn't flush, well they don't exactly equip public bathrooms with plungers.

Next stall or hold it. 😊

Next stall

go to a different bathroom....

Pick it up on a stick like a corn dog.

Its a big turd, probably not flushable.
Check out the next stall.