And the award for worst luck involving bone fractures iiisss

ME!! I've fractured my knee. The cats had been splashing in their water dish and muggins here slipped on it. Landed crack on my right knee.
An x-ray or two later I'm hobbling about the flat with the cats making sure I sit still.
At this point God bless Netflix. Anyone want to come round and make me soup? I'm an appreciative invalid not a cranky one.