Who will pray for God😪?

I kidnapped him.

He's over worked and under paid... Not paid at all lately.

And I won't release him till he outsources to all other God's and Goddesses throughout history including his best friend and arch enemy who's been looking after his wife for years because you guys won't stfu.

I'm taking prayers to other deities as payment. You can't buy God with money but you can set him free of listening constantly to your moaning.

Ty for your support.