Howdy folks

I’m gonna blow some vape smoke at you. You could be sleeping in the clouds. @TheLordOfHell

Neat! Set up an appointment with my agent and she will see that you gain access to my quarters

Pfffft, I am your agent. @TheLordOfHell

Oh yeah. I guess I should start paying you

you’re just considering this now? @TheLordOfHell

I thought PB&J sandwiches would be enough. Fine. I'll start adding sliced banana to them

It better be Nutella, sliced banana, and peanut butter. @TheLordOfHell

You might as well ask for the moon and stars

Don’t tempt me @TheLordOfHell

🎼Temptaaaation is a paaart of liiife, it doesnt matter if it's wrong or riiight 🎼

Then, I would like to be paid in golden goose eggs. @TheLordOfHell

Would you now? I'm going to pay you by allowing you to continue to work for me. How's that?

For free? @TheLordOfHell

The pleasure of the job should be more than enough

Sounds too good to be true! @TheLordOfHell

I'm jealous of your position, myself