At least the mirror didn't crack from my reflection, that's a good start.

I don't look long enough to let words form.

Hello gorgeous!




JK

Ooooooooo why are you so pretty?

''Puberty didn't take away my ugliness...'' And then I dont look at the mirror for at least a week... hahahaha just kidding... Srly idk...

Wowwww

I only look at the mirror in morning before going to office so I tell myself, hurry up girl or you will be late for office.

I simply proceed to scream for severs minutes until I remember that I can close my eyes and make it go away..

Just do it

Ugh.

nothing i just check for pimples

I'm okay, I'm ugly, I'm okay, etc.

I didn't know I looked this damn good.

who the hell are you?

"How disappointing," and "You suck."

gotdamn! That bich is fine!