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If you were God for a day, what would you do?

JupiterDreams · 31-35
Look at everyone who has done me wrong and ask, "What do ya think of me now, bishes?"
“AM I NOT A MERCIFUL GOD??!”@JupiterDreams
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Lol 😊👍@JupiterDreams
iamnikki · 31-35, F
Send folks a sign. Send relief to add who need it NOW
What sign would you send to make people believe? @iamnikki
iamnikki · 31-35, F
@NoThankYou do something that they were really needing. No money to pay bills? put the money in the account. Sick? surgery date already scheduled? healed...
TonyNorwenglish · 41-45, C
Give myself a 24 hour orgasm while filling up the bank accounts of everyone I like, miraculously saving every innocent person from physical, financial, or personal harm. Give the address of every mobster and corrupt politician to the most upstanding cops as hunches that they've been trained to trust. Have rhinos suddenly know the location of all poachers and gore and trample them. Every decent person on earth gets an orgasm. Just kinda out of nowhere. But when they're safe and not gonna crash their car or something. Like they park and BAM. orgasm. A really good one too. Like one they'll remember and have little mini orgasms just remembering it for the rest of their lives.

I have more, but I'll stop here. Lmao
I just had an orgasm reading this.🥴
It must be coming true @TonyNorwenglish
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Lol 😂 @Darnya
User41 · 36-40, M
Give a thumbs up and thumbs down option on sw.
Lol 😂 @User41
lily88mercy · 26-30, F
I'd take a break from being El Supremo. You know ... load up the pick up truck with an ice chest of my fave beer. Have grandma pack me some chicken salad sandwiches with her homemade chocolate cake for lunch, get my spin cast rod and whistle for my hound to jump into the cab....and off we go fisin'!!

That sounds so peaceful. Also damn it. You just made me hungry 😕@lily88mercy
lily88mercy · 26-30, F
@NoThankYou 😉 !!
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Catch up on prayers
🙌🏼 A kind God @SW-User
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🥴@SW-User
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Make it so plants can talk and walk and humans could keep them as pets and they would be like dogs except their not dogs cause their plants.
Then I could finally have tea or dinner with the rose bush outside and tell it how lovely their petals are.
Imagine the plants had an annoying voice tho >.>@SW-User
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@NoThankYou U has obviously never met a charming plant before.
Cant understand why vegans want to abuse them☹️😭
I used to own a bamboo for a couple years back when I was young. I’d like to think it was charming, before it sadly passed away 😞
#RIPBambi@SW-User
xixgun · M
Make stupidity painful.
3/4 of the population would constantly be in pain 😂@xixgun
xixgun · M
@NoThankYou At least for a day.
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Whichever one you would want to be @SW-User
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Lmfao 😂@SW-User
deadgerbil · 22-25
First, I would give my human self the ability to grant itself wishes. Then I would work on rectifying all the various issues around the globe, increase the evolution of technology that will assist us in saving the planet and it's creatures, etc.
I like this. I say you should make it so we can have unlimited calorie free junk food 👀@deadgerbil
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Start EVERYTHING over from scratch beginning with the meaning of what a day really is. No "as is" as some might interpret it. A God's day is forever and ever
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
@NoThankYou Some actually have interpreted it as ... "... Gods day is as a 1000 years" and since he supposedly created everything in six of his days therefore it took him six thousand years to create EVERYTHING.... so they say!
I honestly never knew that. That makes a lot of sense though tbh @DeWayfarer
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
@NoThankYou As god for a day, I would change that to ... as forever and ever. 😈 And therefore recreate EVERYTHING in just a minute fraction of a day having improved upon everything as well. :)
Allelse · 36-40, M
Give my friend and love of my life 'Aidolovemostofyourthoughts' JJJ Cup boobies. Just for fun!
Love of your life? That’s sweet @Allelse
Allelse · 36-40, M
@NoThankYou Well she's one of a few.
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strike my enemies with lightning. turn water into wine. start answering prayers for once.
Lol probably what I would do too @SW-User
Moosepantspatty · 31-35, M
Fix my fuckin body, than answer some prayers for once.
Athletes hate him! Find out how this man found out the simple trick to have rock hard abs@Moosepantspatty
Moosepantspatty · 31-35, M
/me literally becomes god
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Lol first time I see the word “Stalinist” used @Overwatch6
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Anonymouslyyours86 · 36-40, F
I’m God everyday before I was conceived 🥳🥳
Anonymouslyyours86 · 36-40, F
Yeah I know 😌😌😏😏@NoThankYou
zane333 · 36-40, M
Allow myself to do whatever I want without getting in trouble...
Wicked @zane333
cultofaction · 26-30, M
Well, God does nothing. Do you think he's wrong to do nothing?
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No mercy whatsoever 😥@Kingfish28
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Elessar · 26-30, M
Invade Greece
😟@Elessar
Elessar · 26-30, M
@NoThankYou Only gods can defeat Greeks (and the Romans, but they didn't know yet 🤔)
Rokasu · 36-40, M
Pants are banned.
Thank goodness I own jorts @Rokasu
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Face-palming
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I would take the ability to hate,or hurt others,away from humans.I would make this permanent as well,not just for the one day.
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Take music requests from heaven and turn up the volume
(((🌍 )))
Ian123 · 61-69, M
Make sure everyone is happy 😌
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
Turn all female feet into model-worthy specimens and give all women an insatiable urge to get a pedicure right now.
A grand feet feat @FeetAreFantastic
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FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M

 
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