If you were God for a day, what would you do?

Give myself a 24 hour orgasm while filling up the bank accounts of everyone I like, miraculously saving every innocent person from physical, financial, or personal harm. Give the address of every mobster and corrupt politician to the most upstanding cops as hunches that they've been trained to trust. Have rhinos suddenly know the location of all poachers and gore and trample them. Every decent person on earth gets an orgasm. Just kinda out of nowhere. But when they're safe and not gonna crash their car or something. Like they park and BAM. orgasm. A really good one too. Like one they'll remember and have little mini orgasms just remembering it for the rest of their lives.

I have more, but I'll stop here. Lmao