What shouldn't the bride and groom take on their honeymoon ?

Her mom

Their children.

LSD

Mother

Any doubts or insecurities about getting married. Any ex girlfriends or ex boyfriends.

Good question. Hmmm worries back home

A clock, not necessary.

In-laws or family

work from their jobs

Their parents

children

A whoopie cushion!

Inlaws.

Corpses. Unless they're into that sort of thing.

Their parents

Dirty underwear and dirty lingerie.

the bastard child