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how do i become a professional pervert?

How do i become a professional pervert?, theres online perverts just impress me, they so confident, hit on every single women, and are never hurt by rejection.
LyricalOne · F Best Comment
Stick around here for a while, you’ll get a great education.
LyricalOne · F
@midnightsun Thank you, I’m flattered.
SW-User
@midnightsun 😁😁😁😁you have the funniest comebacks ..
midnightsun · 26-30, M
@SW-User time to learn a lesson kid

GerOttman · 61-69, M
I'm pretty sure you start by taking a picture of your penis and sending it to someone who doesn't really want to see it.
GerOttman · 61-69, M
@cowboy1 Oh yeah, almost forgot. Helps if you shave it all down first!
cowboy1 · 26-30, M
@GerOttman taking notes.....1) do most perverts shave? 2) how do you know perverts are shaved down there?
GerOttman · 61-69, M
@cowboy1 well I've thought about it a lot as a natural philosopher and I've deduced on it's own logic and merits that it must certainly be so.
annie616pop · 26-30, F
@cowboy1

Sorry, cowboy, perverts have become [b][c=#BF0000]unionized[/c][/b]. You have to have an "in" with the boss to join and then you have to go through the ranks of apprentice and journeyman before getting licensed as a master-perv and don't forget membership dues that go up every year. And if you want to get to "pro" status....geez, if you're short on funds, the vig on the dues is staggering!

You might want to become a plumber instead. There a couple of advantages to this. One, the dues are reasonable, and two, you still get to work in the sewer from time to time.

😋
GerOttman · 61-69, M
@annie616pop maybe he's in a right to work state.
cowboy1 · 26-30, M
@annie616pop im still young, i can practise.
Quizzical · 46-50, M
You have to not actually care. A lack of empathy is paramount
1GHOST · M
quick way to get reported, move to the adult section
SW-User
i dont think that is the direction you should go....
Thingschange4444 · 56-60, M
35 accounts with a narcissistic tendency
QuixoticSoul · 41-45, M
Nobody pays them either 🤷‍♂️

 
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