helenS · 36-40, F
Oscar Wilde's reputed last words:
"This wallpaper is terrible - one of us will have to go!" 😁
"This wallpaper is terrible - one of us will have to go!" 😁
Montanaman · M
"My God, it's full of Stars..."

SW-User
"I love you and always did"
madmax83 · 41-45, M
@SW-User 😢

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“Well, that was interesting”
HerKing · 61-69, M
I told you I was ill.
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HerKing · 61-69, M
@SW-User 😉
helenS · 36-40, F
@SW-User 👍️

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@HerKing Spike Milligan fan spotted lol
helenS · 36-40, F
"Thank you all so much."
CallmeJD · 51-55, M
What bus?
Crazytxtink · 51-55, F
Delete my browser history
Dusty101 · F
I'd quote Beethoven!
"Friends applaud... The comedy is finished"
"Friends applaud... The comedy is finished"
GreenGoddess · F
"Don't forget, I hid some money for you guys in the-"
JupiterDreams · 31-35
"Hasta la vista, baby."

SW-User
Can you pass me the ...
TheThinker · 56-60, M
"I love you so much"
I don’t feel like my existence is so deep and meaningful that I should care so much about how I’ll be remembered by my last words. Death is sad, yes but it’s a part of life and people are afraid of change and words won’t change that aspect of it.

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Rosebud
Eternity · 26-30, M
I buried 10lbs of gold underneath the....
DDonde · 31-35, M
I love you
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
You what, mate?
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@UnkindnessOfRavens You can't do that on your own. That type of escalation has to go before the commission.
UnkindnessOfRavens · 31-35, F
@MarkPaul THE COMMISSION IS NOTHING BUT A PRETENTIOUS BUREAUCRATIC CIRCLE JERK WHO IS MORE CONSUMED BY THE POLITICAL RAMIFICATIONS OF AN ESCALATION, NOT THE ACT OF ESCALATION! IF I WANTED A PLAIN DRY TOAST OF AN EXPLANATION OF WHY I SHOULDN'T GO UP TO LEVEL 9, I WOULD ASK MY DAMN TOASTER! NOW CRANK THIS TO A LEVEL M10
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@UnkindnessOfRavens Okay, okay. But, I am going to have to report this outburst of behaviour to Brussels... and it's one of those triplicate forms that auto emails to the Office of the Counsel. *Cranks to level M10 and runs out of the room*
Tres13 · 51-55, M
faster,faster the lights are turning red...
Riverman · 56-60, M
Where did he say that rip cord was again?
Caprice · 41-45, F
I don't know, but I hope they're I love you.
tindrummer · M
help me up so I can make it to the pass
Freeranger · M
last tag? Not sure
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english · 56-60, M
nothing else to lose 😕
Riverman · 56-60, M
Oooooops
madmax83 · 41-45, M
Told ya I was sick.
Riverman · 56-60, M
I will light a match d i can see where this smell is coming from.
RyanVersawOld · M
Nothing is ever the last. We should talk more for no Raven is less than kind. If we are remembered then we will never leave.
Tell me that you love me for I am man
Tell me that you love me for I am man
approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M
get off the oxygen hos...

SW-User
Hell Is better anyway
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Get off my air hos...... err... gah
SigmundFraud · 46-50, M
Shit, did I leave the oven on?
summersong · F
For fuck’s sake
Lostpoet · M
Oh shit.

SW-User
It was fun
Later cunts

SW-User
Time to die.....
approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M
"why yes, those jeans do make your ass look like a horses ass"
Riverman · 56-60, M
Itchypants · M
Fuck now