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helenS · 36-40, F
Oscar Wilde's reputed last words:
"This wallpaper is terrible - one of us will have to go!" 😁
"This wallpaper is terrible - one of us will have to go!" 😁
Montanaman · M
"My God, it's full of Stars..."
SW-User
"I love you and always did"
madmax83 · 41-45, M
@SW-User 😢
SW-User
“Well, that was interesting”
HerKing · 61-69, M
I told you I was ill.
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HerKing · 61-69, M
@SW-User 😉
helenS · 36-40, F
@SW-User 👍️
SW-User
@HerKing Spike Milligan fan spotted lol
Crazytxtink · 51-55, F
Delete my browser history
summersong · F
For fuck’s sake
helenS · 36-40, F
"Thank you all so much."
CallmeJD · 51-55, M
What bus?
Lostpoet · M
Oh shit.
approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M
"why yes, those jeans do make your ass look like a horses ass"
Riverman · 56-60, M
Dusty101 · F
I'd quote Beethoven!
"Friends applaud... The comedy is finished"
"Friends applaud... The comedy is finished"
GreenGoddess · F
"Don't forget, I hid some money for you guys in the-"
Eternity · 26-30, M
I buried 10lbs of gold underneath the....
SigmundFraud · 46-50, M
Shit, did I leave the oven on?
approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M
get off the oxygen hos...
I don’t feel like my existence is so deep and meaningful that I should care so much about how I’ll be remembered by my last words. Death is sad, yes but it’s a part of life and people are afraid of change and words won’t change that aspect of it.
TheThinker · 56-60, M
"I love you so much"
JupiterDreams · 31-35
"Hasta la vista, baby."
SW-User
Can you pass me the ...
SW-User
Rosebud
Later cunts
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
You what, mate?
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@UnkindnessOfRavens You can't do that on your own. That type of escalation has to go before the commission.
UnkindnessOfRavens · 31-35, F
@MarkPaul THE COMMISSION IS NOTHING BUT A PRETENTIOUS BUREAUCRATIC CIRCLE JERK WHO IS MORE CONSUMED BY THE POLITICAL RAMIFICATIONS OF AN ESCALATION, NOT THE ACT OF ESCALATION! IF I WANTED A PLAIN DRY TOAST OF AN EXPLANATION OF WHY I SHOULDN'T GO UP TO LEVEL 9, I WOULD ASK MY DAMN TOASTER! NOW CRANK THIS TO A LEVEL M10
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@UnkindnessOfRavens Okay, okay. But, I am going to have to report this outburst of behaviour to Brussels... and it's one of those triplicate forms that auto emails to the Office of the Counsel. *Cranks to level M10 and runs out of the room*
DDonde · 31-35, M
I love you
Riverman · 56-60, M
I will light a match d i can see where this smell is coming from.
Caprice · 41-45, F
I don't know, but I hope they're I love you.
Riverman · 56-60, M
Where did he say that rip cord was again?
Tres13 · 51-55, M
faster,faster the lights are turning red...
tindrummer · M
help me up so I can make it to the pass
madmax83 · 41-45, M
Told ya I was sick.
Freeranger · M
last tag? Not sure
english · 56-60, M
nothing else to lose 😕
SW-User
Hell Is better anyway
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Get off my air hos...... err... gah
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Itchypants · M
Fuck now
Riverman · 56-60, M
Oooooops
SW-User
Time to die.....
RyanVersawOld · M
Nothing is ever the last. We should talk more for no Raven is less than kind. If we are remembered then we will never leave.
Tell me that you love me for I am man
Tell me that you love me for I am man
SW-User
It was fun