Who else gets irritated by some of the weird stupid questions on here

@Synyster Mark, that's the worst advice anyone could give on a site like this! Surfer dudes don't just "skip right by them", määäääääään.

@ZonkeyBalls oh yes, we pick and choose the swells we want to ride.

@Synyster That might work alright with beach buggies, but waves... I can't even swim, for the Dog's sake!

@ZonkeyBalls Wetsuits will help you float.
Plus you have a board to hang onto

@Synyster I will have a board to take with me, when I go down under for good. Unless I'm somewhere at the Southern Hemisphere, in which case, I'll just go to the Heavens, even before I'm properly drowned. Did I say Heavens? I meant Hell, for obvious reasons.

@ZonkeyBalls I think you'll be around for a longtime buddy. HOPE ... keep that going.