Who else gets irritated by some of the weird stupid questions on here

@rjc36 That's the spirit!

@Isthisit Once again... Assuming you are supposedly using your native language... It is "you're". Do you really need grammar lessons from a drunken Finn? I guess you do.

@ZonkeyBalls you're not even funny so stop trying

@Isthisit I'm the famous German comedian, Arnold Braunschweiger.

@SW-User I know it just gets Abit ridiculous

@ZonkeyBalls Wetsuits will help you float.
Plus you have a board to hang onto

@Synyster I will have a board to take with me, when I go down under for good. Unless I'm somewhere at the Southern Hemisphere, in which case, I'll just go to the Heavens, even before I'm properly drowned. Did I say Heavens? I meant Hell, for obvious reasons.

@ZonkeyBalls I think you'll be around for a longtime buddy. HOPE ... keep that going.

@KingofPizza2 Have you noticed, how seemingly randomly kicked pebbles seem to always find their position in a such an order, that certain Chinese pianists would rather cut their wrists than let the pigeon get away?

@ZonkeyBalls Indeed, any reminder of entropy can have catastrophic effects on the psyche of one so accustomed to the order present in the repeating pattern of the ebony and ivory. What pianist wouldn't go to extreme measures to preserve what little order they have left?

@KingofPizza2 Taiwanese wouldn't. They'd rather sacrifice their lives for the sacred duty of not being Chinese.

@Dan193 Yes, I'm your unborn twin - Qan.

@ZonkeyBalls ok then

@Dan193 Yarp.

@SW-User Why is your sky so dark? Are you living inside a huge space goat? That would explain it. They do offer WiFi all over the Multiverse, just to be pricks about it.