Who else gets irritated by some of the weird stupid questions on here

@KingofPizza2 Have you noticed, how seemingly randomly kicked pebbles seem to always find their position in a such an order, that certain Chinese pianists would rather cut their wrists than let the pigeon get away?

@ZonkeyBalls Indeed, any reminder of entropy can have catastrophic effects on the psyche of one so accustomed to the order present in the repeating pattern of the ebony and ivory. What pianist wouldn't go to extreme measures to preserve what little order they have left?

@KingofPizza2 Taiwanese wouldn't. They'd rather sacrifice their lives for the sacred duty of not being Chinese.