Please leave my bloated corpse near a pre school to be found

Are you in drugs or something dude cuz you would have to be to say something like that

so some poor kid can end up a traumatised, miserable wreck of a creature like you? No I think its the sceptic tank for you.

The kids would probably poke the bloated body to see if they could get it to deflate.

Hmmmmm and would a nursery School suffice

lol

😂