I don’t think that would stand well with whatever police station I try to sign up with.

I was offered 5k. Still turned it down and I was broke af.

No. If im that desperate id just rob them.

Take the money then use a vacuum cleaner with the long hose

I don't want std's in my mouth

What's a BJ ?

No, not even if they added two zeros to the end of that number; now three zeros; that’ll buy a lot of mouth wash.

Nope. If he isn't my bf then there won't be a bj and I don't need their cash.

I'd tell them I'm flattered but my zip isn't coming down for anything less then $200.

I would

I'll take the bj